The Return of the Half Empty/Full Glass

By Brandon TCA and Princess Artemis

Fritz did this for FF7, and it was really funny, so I thought about starting up one of these for FF8. Feel free to add more characters or alternate ones for the characters we have here . . . I'll try and keep this spoiler-free. --Brandon TCA

Rinoa: It's half full. Now look me in the eyes, You-will-like-this-glass. You-will-like-this-glass.

Squall: Whatever. I say you have to fill your own glass.

Quistis: Squall came in and said 'whatever' didn't he? I thought so.

Zell: I'll have a hot dog. . . . what? Just water? :::pounds fist into the ground::: Not again!

Selphie: Whoo-hoo! A glass of water!

Irvine: Hello there, miss. Do you drink water here often?

Edea: :::points at the glass and causes it to lift off the table. Then it slams back down and shatters:::

Raijin: It's a glass, ya' know. It's got half the water in it, ya' know.

Fujin: :::kicks Raijin in the shins::: GLASS.

Ward: . . .

Kiros: Can't you see it in his eyes? He wants that glass, he's thirsty.

Cactuar: O.O :::sticks his foot in the glass and soaks up all the water, then runs away:::

Tonberry: :::slowly walks up to the glass::: . . . DOINK!

Seifer: :::steps back and points at the glass::: This is the scene where the glass swears it's undying hatred to me!

Biggs: You! You're the ones who served us that glass that got us demoted last time!

Here's my bit. --Princess Artemis

Laguna: WHAT!! Of COURSE I know where the glass is! Huh? Wait...I dropped it...

Master Fisherman: Boy, I like this glass. See, a long time ago, I brought this glass over here to put some water in it. Back home, they started out with an idea to fill a glass, but they got sidetracked. I had this dream of having a half full glass of water...so I left home. And on the way, I discovered I enjoyed the process of filling it, so when we finally got to the place to fill my glass, I called it Glassfiller's Horizon.

Ellone: Aren't you and Uncle Laguna gonna share your glass? I'm a good girl, huh.

Cid: Here, Squall. Go fill the glass. I have high expectations for you.

Squall: I'm not thirsty.

Watts: I'll gather intelligence on the glass!

Zone: Ooooh...my stomache...can't drink right now...

Odin: If you can defeat me, I will lend you my august glass.

Fujin: WATER.

NORG: I-WANT-MY-WATER-NOW!! I-WANT-MY-GLASS-FULL!!

Librarian in Pig Tails: If you want a glass of water, be sure to let us know, and we'll get it for you.

Cafeteria lady: Sorry, we're out of water.

Treppie #1: Oh how you tease me with your glistening beauty! I can't sleep at night for my thirst!

Selphie: Booyaka! Water!

Ultimecia: The glass will be time-kompressed. Nothing you kan do will stop my emptying this glass!

Moomba: Laguna!! Laguna!!

Cactaur: 1,000 Water Droplets!

Shumi Attendant: Attendant doesn't want to help fill the glass.

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